15 Stupidest Criminals of 2013
2013 was chock-full of criminal masterminds (read morons).
That's right, last year we were graciously introduced to a mom who let her toddler hit the bong, the poopy-pants shop lifter, a cold-hearted nun-robbing thief and so much more. And thanks to our good friend the Internet, no dumb deed goes unnoticed - or unpunished.
In no particular order, here are the top 15 stupid criminals of 2013.
Darwin would be so proud.
- Flickr Account: Wayan Vota
Flickr Account: Wayan Vota 1Guy Says He Was Doing 112 Miles Per Hour to Dry Off His Car
In his defense, it was really, really wet.
- Getty Images
Getty Images 2Man Attacks Woman for Taking Too Long While Choosing Movie at Redbox [VIDEO]
Joining Netflix might be the safer thing to do.
- Red Lion Police Department
Red Lion Police Department - Fargo Police Dept.
Fargo Police Dept. 4North Dakota Woman Hides Glass Meth Pipe in Her Vagina, Internal Bleeding Ensues
In another case of "Really? Someone actually did that?", a woman from North Dakota was discovered bleeding from her vagina after a car accident, but not because of the crash. The glass meth pipe she stuck in there had broken.
- Houston Police Department
Houston Police Department 5Mom Puts Three-Year-Old Son Up for Adoption on Craigslist
Craigslist is a great resource for meeting people and buying and selling almost anything. But when it comes to giving away children, there are probably better ways. That didn't stop a Texas woman from offering her three-year-old for adoption on the service, however.
- Louisville Police Dept.
Louisville Police Dept. - 7
Mother Arrested for Letting 22-Month-Old Smoke From a Bong
The world’s worst mother may very well live in Centralia, Washington.
- Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office
Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office 8Enraged Man Beats Woman in Wheelchair for Eating Last Piece of Chicken
Some people have no clue how to treat the handicapped.
- WBHF
WBHF 9Man Burns Down Neighbor’s House Because He Didn’t Cut His Lawn
If you have good neighbors, consider yourself lucky.
- 10
Girl Flips Off Judge While Getting Sentenced
Four people you don't want to mess with. The people that handle your food, cut your hair, or do your tattoos. The fourth is a judge. Apparently this girl forgot about that last one.
- 11
World’s Most Cold-Hearted Thief Steals $6 From a Nun
A thief in Boston is going to have to do some serious explaining the next time he goes to confession.
- Gansevoort Police Department
Gansevoort Police Department 12Mom Hires Strippers for Son’s 16th Birthday Party
His friends probably thought she was the coolest mom ever.
- Morgan County Police Department
Morgan County Police Department 13Father Kills Son After Football Argument
An Indiana man tearfully confessed that he “killed the thing that he loved most in the world,” after shooting his son in front of the 19-year-old's pregnant girlfriend following an argument over football.
- Yates County Sheriff's Department
Yates County Sheriff's Department 14Gross! Mother Slips Jailed Son Drugs in Open-Mouthed Kiss
All mothers love their sons, but some are more affectionate than others.
- Stockbyte
Stockbyte 15Cops Bust Man Who Groped Fast Food Worker by Following Trail of Curly Fries
You can bet this guy’s gonna fry for what he did.
Source: 15 Stupidest Criminals of 2013
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