This Screaming-Sounding Vacuum May Be Terrified of ItselfThis Screaming-Sounding Vacuum May Be Terrified of ItselfThis is the most unusual thing about a vacuum since the decision to spell it with two consecutive u's.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Couple to Divorce Out of Respect for Their Shared GirlfriendCouple to Divorce Out of Respect for Their Shared GirlfriendThis is not your typical love triangle.Staff WriterStaff Writer
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Clear Coffee That Won’t Stain Teeth Is a Game-ChangerClear Coffee That Won’t Stain Teeth Is a Game-ChangerClearly, this is an interesting idea.Staff WriterStaff Writer
You Can Now Get Paid $17,000 to Stay in Bed for 2 Straight MonthsYou Can Now Get Paid $17,000 to Stay in Bed for 2 Straight MonthsToo lazy to get out of bed and look for work? Problem solved.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
People Absolutely Hate This Video, But Can’t Stop Watching ItPeople Absolutely Hate This Video, But Can’t Stop Watching ItThe Internet is the ideal place to come together. Even if it's for something that drives people batty.Staff WriterStaff Writer
World’s Fastest Bumper Car Zooms at a Sick 100 Miles Per HourWorld’s Fastest Bumper Car Zooms at a Sick 100 Miles Per HourBumper cars as you know them will never be the same.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
College Students Have Invented Cure for Hangovers. Seriously.College Students Have Invented Cure for Hangovers. Seriously.Let's drink a toast to these innovators.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Burger King Whopper Toothpaste Is a Minty Fresh April Fool’s Day JokeBurger King Whopper Toothpaste Is a Minty Fresh April Fool’s Day JokeThis is one flame-broiled prank.Staff WriterStaff Writer
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