Laugh Out Loud: Exes Compared To Clothing Brands Taking TikTok By Storm

Ah, Valentine's Day weekend. The perfect time for undying love pledges - or a burn hot enough to scorch the diaper right off cupids behind.

There's a hilarious trend on TikTok where women and men are describing their exes as clothing brands, and frankly, it's why we have the internet.

Here are some of the best responses - including a few of our own:

Tommy Hilfiger – "cuz Hilfiger out a way to lie about anything."

Ross – "because I settled for less."

Kohl's - "It'll be a KOLHs day in hell if we get back together."

H&M - "because he was trying to be Hers & Mine."

JC Penney-Pincher - "he bought me $11 jeans with coupon." *sigh*

Gerber – "cuz he's still a mama’s boy."

Runnings - "Of course he went runnings off with that tramp!"

Forever 21 – "because he refuses to grow up."

Shein - "He's cute but runs small."

TJ Maxx - "Paid the max, got the minimum."

Scheel's - "because SHE'LL Soon buy everything there"

Nike – 'just doing it'... with someone else."

Tilly's - "He's not horny till he's had 3 beers."

Goodwill – "because he's been handed down a lot."

Kmart – "Rode me like the nickel horse and done disappeared.”

Vans – "because that’s what he’s lived out of since I left.”

Temu - "was extremely small and took forever to come."

Well then! Feel free to add a few of your own in the comment box of the social media platform that got you here. Happy Valentine's Day!

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