Honey B: Melanie Iglesias
Melanie Iglesias is a model and a comedian, which means looks and talent, which means she's pretty and funny, which means ... she's probably out of our league. [sad emoji]
But all is not lost! We still get to ogle her bikini pics and we can go see one of her stand-up sets whenever she's performing -- she posts the details before every show (like here). It's almost like she wants us to come see her. But what if she's not funny? Hmmmm...we can fake a laugh as well as anyone. Plus that two-drink-minimum thing oughtta help grease the laughing wheels, right?