Things Santa Does That’d Be Creepy if You Did
Santa Claus is the symbol of the season, but if you break it down, the things he does would be pretty creepy if you or I did them.
Tim Allen's "The Santa Clause" (or was it Santa Clause 2 or 3?) Anyway, the one that he comes back to date because he needs to find a Mrs. Clause, shows some of his strange behavior like wanting people to sit on his lap, his obsession with toys and animals and that whole creepy 'knowing when you're sleeping and when you're awake' thing.