Kids are the Funniest Humans on Earth: Here’s Proof
‘David After the Dentist’ recently broke 116 Million views on YouTube. This is pretty solid proof that little kids are a lot funnier than adults, and we’ve found the ultimate collection of kids being hilarious.
You know that pesky filter we develop as we get older that keeps us from saying things out loud for fear of sounding stupid/being offensive/having people publicly shame us/not have sex with us? There are two types of people who don’t have it: Kids and old people.
Kids and grandpas alikeÂ say whatever they want, whenever they want. They also fart in public, laugh loudly whenever they feel like it, and don’t give a care what anyone else thinks about them. Kids and old people are the luckiest people in the world.Â While old people generally don’t know how to turn on their computer (and when they do, they are anÂ embarrassingÂ liability) kidsÂ love the internet.
To that end, we recently found a tumblr that belongs to the dude with the best job in the world, a moderator for a joke website for kids. Many of the submissions cannot be published because they are either offensive, or make zero sense. Rather than erase these nuggets of pure gold, this awesome dude has documented them for us. We cannot stop reading. Below are a few of our favorites, but be sure to follow the Tumblr, because he updates regularly, and it makes our day every time we read a new one.
Kid brains are so full of genius nonsense: