Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
This Screaming-Sounding Vacuum May Be Terrified of Itself
This is the most unusual thing about a vacuum since the decision to spell it with two consecutive u's.
Fitness-Mad Robber Stretches Before Knocking Over Dunkin’ Donuts
You gotta be in shape if you're gonna be on the run.
Chris Coghlan’s Acrobatic Dive Over Catcher Into Home Is the Slide of the Year
Almost nothing has gone right for the Toronto Blue Jays in this young season, but this certainly did.
$425 Jeans With Fake Mud Are an Utter Abomination of Taste
Fashion statement meets bank statement.
Imbecile Fakes Hijacking Story to Get Out of Vacation with Mistress
The only thing that blew up was this guy's plans, right in his face.
Bet You Can’t Guess What State Is Most Addicted to Gambling (Actually, You Probably Can)
Ten bucks says you can figure out which state is most hooked on plunking down some money to win a bet.
Distracted Kid on Bike Slams Into Wall While Reading Strip Club Ad
Always keep your eyes on the road.
Most Emotional NFL Draft Moments Bring Some Hard-Hitting Tears
The NFL Draft -- where dreams come true, soon-to-be millionaires are made and mammoth 20-something athletes bawl like babies.
The World’s Fastest 300-Game in Bowling Happened in Under 90 Seconds
Never has bowling been so fast. Or exciting.
The Ol’ Eel in the Anus Fix Does Not Solve Constipation
This must've eel-y hurt.