Celeb Honey B — Alyssa Miller
Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Alyssa Miller got all giddy this week about dating actor Jake Gyllenhaal. Hell, Miller’s dad already gave approval of the couple even though he hasn’t met McScruffy. Mr. Miller must be a big “Donnie Darko” fan.
When Alyssa Miller isn’t posing in body paint, lingerie or a bikini, she’s doing high fashion modeling for Vogue, Elle and Guess. The beautiful 24-year-old brunette met Gyllenhaal at the gym. Think about that the next time you walk into L.A. Fitness and see the same muscle-heads you always do.
If you ask us, Gyllenhaal is the one who should feel lucky in this relationship. After the “Prince of Persia” and “Source Code” tanked spectacularly, Gyllenhaal isn’t exactly a rising star in Hollywood anymore. Guys who make terrible films don’t usually get to date swimsuit models, otherwise Kevin James would be knee-deep in bikinis.
You’ll see more of Miller in the future because, well, she’s insanely hot and crush-worthy. Unfortunately, you’ll probably see more of Gyllenhaal too.
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