funny

I've never seen anyone eat a zucchini. Why are people trying to get me to take them home? The only answer I can think of: they are not of this planet.

I thought that I'd imagined its existence, but thanks to the internet, I found it. Pizza Hut's Priazzo was like a magical bread bowl of sauce, cheese, and meat.

Wearing a bathrobe, drinking a beer, and smoking a cigar, this guy used a flamethrower to melt the snow in his driveway. Cousin Eddie would be proud.