Nude Goddess of the Train in Chicago

Chicago subway riders got a shock Saturday when a nude woman got on, proclaimed herself 'goddess of the train' and started slapping people!

A stark naked woman boarded the train and made such a proclamation, started slapping people, and attempted to drive the train. Thank goodness for cellphones, because pictures were taken. Click here for the NSFW photos.

An alert went out and the 'goddess' was arrested at the next stop.

Things like this NEVER happened to me when I took public transportation!