Take a hike The Grinch. Your green tinted tomfoolery is so 1960s. There's a new Christmas bad guy in town.

To paraphrase Yoda; Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to being a jerk on Christmas. Being a jerk leads to smashing cookies.

He's not making a list that needs to be checked twice. He's full of the Dark Side, it's not at all nice. Anakin is gone, no more Christmas for him. Thus Darth Santa, his yuletide destruction begins.

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