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'Scary Movie 5′ Review

Jordan Hoffman — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 17:37:59 +0000

My disdain of the 'Scary Movie' franchise came early. I distinctly recall seeing the 'Scary Movie 2' poster, which featured Kathleen Robertson wearing a t-shirt that says "I See Dead People." This isn't a joke. It's just a reference. It isn't clever, it isn't witty - it's just saying a thing from another movie. It's not funny.

Almost 10 years later, 'Scary Movie 5' still suffers from this debilitating problem. There is absolutely nothing funny about going 'Inception'-style into Christian Grey's S&M room and having Mike Tyson show up. Yet, if you are somehow able to ignore the lowest common denominator pop culture appearances (I hesitate to even call them jokes) there are a great number of truly amusing gags and examples of rapid fire dialogue zings. Put bluntly: when the film is freed from the shackles of its referencing mandate, there's some good, dopey humor in here. Much to my surprise, I laughed out loud a good half-dozen times.

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Lindsay Lohan Wardrobe Malfunction [VIDEO]

Ben Davis — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:59:07 +0000

Lindsay Lohan Oops!

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'Anger Management': Lindsay Lohan Goes Sailor Moon in First-Look Photos

Kevin Fitzpatrick — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:00:34 +0000

Prior to serving out whatever sentence TMZ tells us about, the always-entertaining Lindsay Lohan managed to squeeze in a quick job with Charlie Sheen for his ongoing FX comedy 'Anger Managment.' The notoriously-troubled Hollywood starlet will of course play herself in the April 11 outing, but how would you like a first look? Get a sneak peek of Lindsay Lohan and her crazy outfit for the upcoming season of 'Anger Management' inside!

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'Machete Kills' Will Not Bring Back Lindsay Lohan, Probably 'Cause She's Crazy

Nick Romano — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:00:42 +0000

Robert Rodriguez's 'Machete Kills' is back on track after a potentially disastrous lawsuit threatened to shut down production entirely, and one aspect of the film we can all look forward to is the return of multiple characters from the first film. Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez will be reprising their roles, but it seems that 'Machete Kill'-ed Lindsay Lohan -- meaning she won't be coming back.

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'The Canyons' Releases a 30s-Style Teaser

Britt Hayes — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:39:34 +0000

A new teaser for Bret Easton Ellis and Paul Schrader's 'The Canyons' has emerged, boasting a 1930s influence along with more Lindsay Lohan, porn star James Deen, and yes, it's still not looking very good.

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Lindsay Lohan — Crush of the Day

Jackie Mancini — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 21:00:31 +0000

Okay, so it's been a rough couple of years for our child star turned drunk driving starlet, but why live in the past?

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