Given the fact the Academy Awards will be handed out this weekend, what a perfect time to learn how to make your own Oscar statue using stolen office supplies.
Should your favorite actor or actress NOT win an Academy Award this year, don't feel too bad for them. You won't believe what they get as a "parting gift."
Admittedly, I'm probably not the "perfect target audience" for the Academy Awards, but here's a few winners that would have made the Oscars a little better.
Okay, so there was a fair amount of disappointment around the 2015 Academy Award nominations. Everything was not awesome for ‘The Lego Movie,’ robbed of a Best Animated Movie nod, and David Oyelowo’s dreams of a Best Actor nomination vanished when Steve Carell and Bradley Cooper’s names were mentioned instead. ‘Force Majeure’ got snubbed for a Best Foreign Language Film nomination and ‘Selma’’s Ava Duvernay was robbed in the Best Director Category. I just keep looking at the list of nominations and playing “Sad Trombone” over and over again. It’s basically the official theme song of the 2015 Academy Awards.