Eddie Van Halen REALLY needs to heal quicker from his stomach surgery so the band can get back on the road because all this down time has VH singer David Lee Roth posting LONG rambling video blogs on his official website.

The latest is a rambling 28-minute opus titled The Language of Video talking about censorship, the "how to's" of making videos and even why he wears sunglasses at night (a hooker once told him it makes him look young and skinny). If you've got 28 minutes to kill, here's the latest from Diamond Dave: