In Japan, you can now rent an old man.

Seriously.

There’s a rental service that lets customers hang out with the middle-aged or older man of their choice for the low price of $10 per hour. But this isn’t a sex thing. Instead, it’s like renting a buddy. You can take your old man to lunch, talk sports, test drive cars, go golfing -- whatever you need. You can even hire him to run your errands or do your shopping.

If you could rent yourself out, what would you charge? What services would you provide?