Turns out, creating a funny sign that taunts a rival football team's hole-filled defense by comparing it to the orifices on a porn star will get you a date with that very porn star.

Oklahoma State freshman Matt McGann, who majors in sports media (obviously), held up a sign behind the commentators on ESPN's flagship NCAA football show 'College Gameday' that read "Baylor's [defense] has more holes to fill than Lisa Ann":

(The sign got past the 'College Gameday' censors because McGann had hidden it underneath the innocuous one above.)

Lisa Ann, of course, is an adult film actress you may have heard of (or at least seen). She heard about the sign, thought it was great, and exchanged a few tweets with McGann. And then, through the magic of the Internet, McGann wound up being Lisa Ann's date to the 2014 AVN Awards, aka the Oscars of Porn. (Lisa Ann won the award for Hottest MILF, btw.)

Through Instagram and Twitter, the unlikely duo shared some images of their night, and it looks like they had a great time. Lisa Ann certainly seemed to think so, hashtagging a final tweet to McGann with #perfectdate.

It remains to be seen which porn star's name appears next in the background of an ESPN show, but rest assured, the channel's censors will have to be extremely attentive from here on.

Here they are on the red carpet: