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Pete Townshend's memoir won't be published until October 11th, but Who I Am already has people talking. Perhaps one of the juiciest bits is the Who leader's comment that he "seriously wanted to [have sex with]" Mick Jagger, adding that Jagger's penis is "long and plump" and "huge and extremely tasty."

This of course differs from Keith Richards' depiction of his bandmate in his memoir, writing that Jagger has a "tiny todger."

No word from Jagger, who is either flattered or wants to crawl under a rock.