Pat Robertson Says Low Carb Diet is Your Ticket to Hell [VIDEO]

I'm not sure but I think Pat Robertson, (The 700 Club), is running out of things to hate?  Let's go to the big board.  Pat hates: Feminism, Homosexuality, Abortion, Same Sex Marriage, liberalism, Smiling, and Rainbows.  That's just the short list.  Now the closet dietician has given his interpretation on the horrors of a "Low-Carb" diet.

Sayeth the Pat as he quotes from the "Book of Babka":

 “What happens is you build up the clinkers. You get swollen joints, you get gout."  "You get all kinds of problems, where you ache like crazy.”  “Everybody thought Atkins was wonderful and they’ve got all these scientific tests, but... The carbs are the fire that burn everything completely.”  "Sooner or later, it violates the principles that God set down.”

Well pass me a bagel with a schmear...I'll have another carb please.  (Opps...that might be a bit ethnic for Pat!?)

What do you think about these other quotes from Pat Robertson?