Pamela Anderson Can Have Sex Again!
About a month ago, we told you that Pamela Anderson had sworn off of sex through November while taping ABC's 'Dancing With the Stars', in an attempt to secure a victory by avoiding sexual distractions. It...didn't work.
Anderson was the first to be eliminated from the competition last night, which is disappointing to her hopeful fans, and really excellent news for whoever she's sleeping with.
When asked about her elimination she said:
"I was ready for it, for sure. We got the lowest score. But we'll keep dancing. We'll dance together again. It doesn't end here."
After the cameras stopped recording, Pamela reportedly bolted to the nearest Walgreens. She bought out the entire rack of condoms, even the extra small sizes, so all of us might be in luck.