Dad realizes that if the 40 pounds of tinsel catches fire on that tree, he has a better chance of survival without the flammable matching pj's.
Either Grandma is getting her sexy on, or Mom is looking for her youth - stop looking.
Get a room. On second thought, our hands are full, never mind.
I don't know who's more horrified, Santa or the "Death Becomes Me" kids.
I think I've deer hunted with these guys!?
Is Santa being held hostage?
Lil' Joey may be seeing the Baby Jesus sooner than he thinks.
Merry Christmas from the Dork family, Thank you, Thank you very much.
Oh Joseph, he looks just like you!
Seriously, that was the shirt you decided to wear for the family photo with Santa??
Hey kid, is that your balloon, or are you happy to see me?