I thought I had seen it all. From the Kardashians, to Paris Hilton, to untold singing and dancing shows, to Lord-Help-Us-All: Jersey Shore and Snooki.

Now, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo! A TLC-TV spin off from the 'hit'?  Toddlers & Tiaras(about beauty pageants for the pre-school set) one of the toddlers was so over the top, they've given her and her family their own series. And get this...it's the highest rated show on their network!

The show centers around the 7-year old wanna-be beauty queen, her sisters who are 12, 15 and a 17 year old who is expecting, their 32 year old mom, who has a bad case of flatulence if the previews are to be believed, and the 'baby daddy' Honey Bear.

Shoot. Me. Now.