Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is in jail. Bop-Bop, formerly known as Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, was arrested last month in Washington County, Iowa on charges including felony possession of a controlled substance and operation of a motor vehicle without registration. This week Bop-Bop explained the meaning of his name:

BEEZOW: "The explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love in the universe.

DOO-DOO: "The struggle of our daily lives with that awareness, that with love comes chaos." That's not exactly what we think of when we hear "doo-doo," but OK.

ZOPITTYBOP-BOP-BOP: "The outcome of that struggle, which is often ironic, especially because all life ends in death"