Sadly, I'm not talking here about the meat product that's a combination of "Spiced Ham."

I'm talking about the e-mail kind,and I'll bet you might have the same problem with your business account.

I clean mine out usually every week or so, but I notice I've been letting them pile up in my Spam folder for about two weeks. And during that time I've gotten well over 700--748, to be exact.

It's an annoyance and worse, since a lot of spam (the e-mail kind) can carry viruses that can really wreak havoc on your computer.

Some are so stupid that I'd laugh if it weren't so annoying.

"Borrow now and pay us back on April 2013." Right--"on April."

"Your loan today."

"Borrow now and pay back in spring of 2013."  Now that would be the solution to all my problems...But "approval dept" wouldn't lie to me, would it? They're really persistent. And I'm sure they wouldn't charge an arm and a leg in interest, either.

And some clown named "james" wants me to "PLEASE VIEW YOUR ATTACHED LETTER AND READ CAREFULLY AND GET BACK TO ME."

Not on a bet, james. I'm just happy the spam catcher on my e-mail caught you and your ilk.

Now go away and never enter my inbox again.