Honey B: Courtnie Quinlan
Courtnie Quinlan got her big break as a model for one of those Page 3 papers in England -- you know, the ones that look like regular old tabloids like we have here, but if you turn the first page, it's BOOBS. This seems like such an obvious way to save the declining print-newspaper industry, doesn't it? What publication wouldn't see its circulation rise if it added Courtnie's impeccably hot nude body to its pages?
It's so obvious, it's painful. Come on, New York Times! Add some boobs!