Holy Banana Hammock Batman!
I'm thinking this 35-year old Australian man may have had something a wee bit stronger than a Foster's Lager when he decided to break into a store while wearing only a thong. But he didn't stop there.
The man is behind bars after he broke into a thrift store and stole a Batman costume. But that still wasn't enough as he spent the next 40 minutes parading outside the store (and for the security cameras) while wearing the caped-crusader get up (and yes, the thong).
Cops caught up with him at his house, which is right near the store, and arrested him.
Bif! Bam! Pow!