Guy Gets Attacked By Oompa Loompas at Kebab House
Criminal activity is getting more and more creative by the day. This means trying to dupe cops requires out-of-the-box thinking and, in some cases, a hankering for ravioli. So if you want to have some criminal fun, you’ll have to one-up the last crook. That being said, we’re not all that surprised by most felonies, even if said crime includes a real life Darth Vader. But when we heard a recent situation involved Oompa Loompas and a kebab house, we couldn’t help but be extremely intrigued.
Last week in Norwich, England, an innocent 28-year-old guy was enjoying a meal at a local kebab house. As the dude left the delicious establishment, he was suddenly attacked by three men and a woman dressed like Oompa Loompas from that terrifying 1971 movie, ‘Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.’
We’re talking the whole shabang– orange faces, dyed green hair and those white onesies. We’re not entirely sure how the whole thing went down, but we imagine the victim’s gotta be scarred for life after being attacked. Fortunately, the innocent kebab patron was only left with a black eye and a couple cuts.
The Oompa Loompas fled the scene and police are currently looking for witnesses of the beating.
Authorities visited Wonka’s factory to question the chocolate maker but weren’t allowed on the premises without a
Golden Ticket search warrant.