Guy Dunks Head into Bucket of Urine for $450
If you know how to work the system, you can become a rich man pretty easily these days. Want a free iPhone? Just show off that teeny weeny of yours on a Danish porn site. What about an overpriced reptile? Down a few dozen roaches, avoid death, and BAM– that $850 snake is yours. But for most of us, the whole “working the system” thing isn’t in the cards, because we’re dumb. Sometimes making a buck requires partaking in uncharacteristically stupid activities, like sticking your head into a huge bucket of urine.
Over the weekend, some guy named Phil went to a Cleveland Browns tailgate. Our pal out in Ohio was hanging out when he was offered a cool $450. Awesome! Except there was a kicker– he had to stick his head into a vat full of pee, courtesy of some generous bystanders.
“Don’t do it Phil!” instantly gave away this guy’s fate–Phil was doing it. He rubbed some mysterious crap all over his face, made sure his pecs were flexing for the ladies, and went full-on dive into the freshly brewed urine mixture.