Go Topless Day!
This Sunday, August 25th, is Go Topless Day – a 24-hour period where women are encouraged to bare their breasts.
Men, on the other hand, are encouraged to support the cause by wearing pasties, bras, or bikini tops.
This year is the sixth anniversary of Go Topless Day, which is organized by a group of UFO believers called the Raelians – which sound like a reputable group.
Members believe that humans were created by advanced scientists and that the laws forbidding women to go topless is an insult to the aliens' artistry.
Seems legit. Anyone? Anyone??