Gene Simmons Stinks

KISS's Gene Simmons might not be the best-smelling rocker around.

Ex-KISS members Peter Criss and Ace Frehley both wrote in their autobiographies that Simmons never takes a shower. So Rolling Stone asked Simmons if that was true, and Gene didn't seem pleased. He first replied, "Okay, so what? What's your point?" The magazine asked again, "Were they telling the truth?" And Simmons responded, "What does showering have to do with being a responsible human being? What else? That's what makes you [a jerk], because you don't shower? Okay. You win."

I don't know about you, but if I go two days without a shower I can't stand being around myself.