Yes, These Fireworks Are in the Shape of a Penis
There's nothing quite like a fireworks show.
In this video from a fireworks display in Scotland, viewers are treated to some of the pyrotechnics shaping into a penis.
We don't know if that killed the mood, but in the interest of equality among the sexes, we hope the show-stopping climax included a set of double-D hooters. Fair is far, after all.