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Either South Dakotans Have No Stamina Or We’re Into ‘Quickies’

According to data collected from a new computer app called Spreadsheets, people in the state of New Mexico have sex for the longest amount of time in America, clocking in at just over seven minutes.

The Spreadsheets App, a mobile app that uses your phone’s accelerometer and speakers to provide statistical feedback about your duration, thrusts, and decibel peak, is taking big data to the bedroom.

Unfortunately, the people of Alaska don’t have quite as much stamina as they only last one-minute, 21-seconds.

If it makes you feel any better, foreplay was not included in the following duration report.

Here’s a rundown of the top five longest states:

1. New Mexico – (7:01) I think I got a cramp in my foot just thinking about it.

2. West Virginia – (5:38)

3. Idaho – (5:11)

4. South Carolina – (4:48)

5. Missouri – (4:22)

And, here are the shortest states:

46. Nevada – (2:07)

47. Georgia – (2:07)

48. Montana – (2:03)

49. Vermont – (1:48)

50. South Dakota – (1:30) I could have sworn it was at least twice that long

51. Alaska – (1:21)

As for the surrounding states, Nebraska clocked in at 3:47, North Dakota at 3:18, Iowa at 2:50 and Minnesota at 2:19.

Is there a training course for this? Because we’re willing to learn!

Oh and check out Spreadsheet’s hilarious promo video. Is there a guy out there THAT clueless?

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