Dutch Guy Creatively Passes Time in Traffic
Thereâs no denying traffic sucks. While itâs the perfect time to pluck a few nose hairs in the rearview mirror or catch a stripper on the side of the road, that stuff can get boring pretty quickly. Over in the Netherlands, weâve discovered sitting in traffic really sucks. Literally.
Before we get into anything, weâd like to say weâve always been fans of the Dutch; they invented those sexy clogs and the dutch oven, right? Now weâre also fans of this guy. Heâs just sitting alone in bumper-to-bumper, probably scoping out his nose hair situationÂ while casually glancing around at the other cars. Nothing to see here, folks.
But then– wait for itâ¦ wait for itâ¦ OHHH! Up pops the the awfully generous lady friend whoâs making standstill traffic a wee bit more enjoyable. Basically, the Dutch dude is getting a roadie. A Lewinsky. A hoover. We always knew those Netherland guys were awesome!Â ToÂ make matters ten times more hilarious, thereâs a school bus full of onlookers taping the entire thing.
Now although there isnât any explicit shot of said BJ, we do realize there are few reasons women hang out in the laps of guys behind the wheel. Maybe weâll give this female passenger the benefit of the doubt and assume she was simply taking a cat nap. You know, just giving
her head a rest.