Drunk Men Steal Llama
Five drunken men from France stole a circus llama and proceeded to take it on a streetcar joyride. Last Thursday, the men encountered the temporary residence of a Franco-Italian Circus and took a Llama named Serge with them.
The group of men proceeded to walk the animal to a tram stations and boarded it. The tram operator noticed that one of passengers didn't pay their fare. The unpaid fare turned out to be the llama.
Officials were waiting at the next stop to seize the lads and the llama, but, in the commotion that ensued, the five managed to escape. Police were eventually able to catch up with the llama captors, but the circus owner dropped all charges.
Just how drunk do you have to be to say "let's steal a llama!"?