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God, what we wouldn’t give to be “part of her world.”
Look, we’re totally grown ups or whatever, but that doesn’t mean we’ve forgotten our roots. For many of us, Disney babes were the first ones to awaken our uh, male prowess (give us boners).
In honor of the animated section of our filthy brains, here are the lyrics to our favorite Disney song, ‘Part of Your World,’ sung by Ariel in “The Little Mermaid,” with some mostly unrelated but very awesome visual aids. It’s possible that we’re still single because we’re too hung up on Ariel.
Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?
WOULDN’T YOU THINK MY COLLECTION’s COMPLETE?
WoULDn’T YOU THINK I’M THE GIRL,
THE GIRL WHO HAS…
…WHAT WOULD I GIVE,
TO LIVE WHERE YOU ARE?
WHAT WOULD I PAY,
TO STAY HERE BESIDE YOU?
WHAT WOULD I GIVE TO SEE YOU,
SMILING AT ME?
…WANDERING FREE. WISH WE COULD BE. *SIGH* PART OF YOUR WORLD.
This kid has no idea how lucky he really is.