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Drummers sometimes refer to what they do as 'pounding the skins'. PATAX, a jazz fusion band has decided to take that literally.

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Chubby Checker, the legendary singer of “The Twist,” is suing the makers of an app that estimates a man’s penis size.

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Chinese takeout is a classic American staple, and fortune cookies are easily the greatest part of the meal. Why? Surprise fortunes are inside, duh!

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Part of the late Dick Clark's estate is his '"Flintstone's" inspired California house, which after sitting on the market for a year with no offers, had the price slashed by a quarter-million dollars today.

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Yep, this happened. During what we can only assume was a mesmerizing episode of the 'Steve Wilkos Show,' an Emergency Alert System interrupted a Montana television station with a message claiming that "the bodies of the dead are rising from their graves and attacking the living." Meaning? Yes, a zombie attack was underway.

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You new this was going to happen sooner or later!

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Retirement can be a strange transition. What to do with the sudden influx of free time? Most people use the time to travel, to jump more fully into their hobbies and passions, or perhaps to start new careers they’ve always been curious about but never had the guts or the freedom to try.

Pope Benedict XVI has announced his retirement, and while we’re sure the pension plan is heavenly, we’ve got some suggestions for things he can do to keep himself busy. Hopefully he gets to keep the hat.

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There's something special about Florida. Not the Keys or the Everglades. Really it's the propensity for weird news that gets us. Strange things are always happening down there. If you're familiar with the bizarre state, @_FloridaMan on Twitter will delight you.

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Looks like Scooter bit off more than she could chew when deciding to go adventuring through the snow. But can you blame her? Who doesn't yen for playtime when flakes start a-falling?

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The news of Pope Benedict's resignation has got us feeling like it's 1415 all over again. HEY-O! Seriously, this is the first time a Pope has stepped down it nearly 600 years, so it's pretty big news

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