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	<title>B102.7 - Sioux Falls Classic Rock &#187; Funny News</title>
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		<title>Man Burns Down Neighbor&#039;s House Because He Didn&#039;t Cut His Lawn</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:31:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have good neighbors, consider yourself lucky. Police have arrested Phillip Roger Bennett, 58, of Cartersville, Georgia, after he tried to burn down a neighbor’s house as a punishment for not mowing the lawn. Bennett had reportedly been up in arms because his neighbor across the street, Marty Corbitt, had let his front lawn [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Genius Gets Stuck in a McDonald&#039;s High Chair</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We like to imagine that the third cop in the foreground has moved behind our stuck friend, because he is laughing too hard at him. Police in Cork, Ireland recently had to be called away from fighting (Irish) crime to help a man who got stuck in a high chair meant for a toddler. As [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We like to imagine that the third cop in the foreground has moved behind our stuck friend, because he is laughing too hard at him.
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		<title>Family Says God Told Them To Go Out Naked</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 12:40:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crash</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A family in North Carolina was arrested this weekend for public nudity after telling arresting officers that the Lord told them to get naked and walk down the street.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A family in North Carolina was arrested this weekend for public nudity after telling arresting officers that the Lord told them to get naked and walk down the street.
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		<title>Man Breaks Into Supermarket and Eats 57 Cans of Whipped Cream</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 18:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Trevor Runyon took a trip to the grocery store no one will soon forget. Runyon, 30, was arrested for breaking into a supermarket overnight in Mount Washington, Kentucky and enjoying the type of culinary bonanza usually reserved for Russian weddings. The manager of ValuMarket walked into work on Monday morning to find 57 empty whipped [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Trevor Runyon took a trip to the grocery store no one will soon forget.</p>
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		<title>Man Sexually Abuses a Peacock. Not a Euphemism</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 13:11:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crash</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 64-year old Illinois man being investigated for solicitation of a child, was also arrested for sexually abusing a peacock. Really.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A 64-year old Illinois man being investigated for solicitation of a child, was also arrested for sexually abusing a peacock. Really.
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		<title>Random Guy Gets Drunk, Declares Himself Eligible For NBA Draft, Gets Response</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 21:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Student</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When most post-college guys get drunk, they make booty calls; others decide to file for the NBA Draft despite never having played college basketball. That&#8217;s the case of one Hoboken, N.J. resident who graduated from the University of Miami in 2010. According to his post on Reddit, he decided to declare himself eligible for the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When most post-college guys get drunk, they make booty calls; others decide to <a href="http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/eye-on-basketball/22225636/random-dude-announces-eligibility-for-nba-draft-after-a-few-drinks-" target="_blank">file for the NBA Draft</a> despite never having played college basketball. That's the case of one Hoboken, N.J. resident who graduated from the University of Miami in 2010. According to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1e1f2m/after_a_few_drinks_three_weeks_ago_i_declared/" target="_blank">his post on Reddit</a>, he decided to declare hims
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		<title>Baby Goat Jumps on Pig [VIDEO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 18:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crash</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's a 30 second video that will put a smile on your face for the next hour. A baby goat treating a giant sleeping pig like an amusement park. Enjoy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's a 30 second video that will put a smile on your face for the next hour. A baby goat treating a giant sleeping pig like an amusement park. Enjoy.
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		<title>Woman Slaps Cop So She&#039;ll Go to Jail and Stop Smoking in Most Hair-Brained Scheme Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 17:07:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman in Sacramento, California is about to become the cigarette butt of many jokes. Etta Lopez, 31, was desperate to stop smoking so she came up with a novel (and ridiculous) way to try and kick the habit: she slapped a policeman in the hopes she would be arrested and wind up in a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Woman Drinks Beer Using a Different Hole On Her Body</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 16:26:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The keg stand is now officially the second-most amazing way to drink. A woman in the Czech Republic has been captured on video showing off how she can drink beer through her ear. If she has a few too many, you can be she starts to feel Q-Tipsy. We can’t say for certain if it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The keg stand is now officially the second-most amazing way to drink.</p>
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		<title>Woman Poops. On a Subway Elevator. While Camera Catches Her</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 15:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There’s really no clever way to say this, so we’ll just come out and say it: a woman in China was caught on-camera pooping on an elevator in a subway station. The video has gone viral in the country and left us to wonder just how bad the public restrooms are there. The woman hunkers [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There’s really no clever way to say this, so we’ll just come out and say it: a woman in China was <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlcFCXWx7XU" target="_blank">caught on-camera pooping</a> on an elevator in a subway station.</p>
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