Bikini Basketball Might Soon Be Playing In an Empty Arena Near You

We've discovered a website counter with 35 days ticking away on it -- the rumor being an announcement that Dallas will be the next city to get a bikini basketball franchise. Why are we excited? The list of bikini teams keeps growing!

Working from the same genius model as the mildly successful Lingerie Football League, the Bikini Basketball League is comprised of women playing basketball...[build suspense]... bikinis! Don't worry though - It's not just some gimmick. What the players lack in uniforms they more than make up for in skill.

Donovan Price, former club owner turned GM for the Chicago Desire commented: "It's not all about the bikinis. You know, Hooters is what it is, but the wings are actually good."

Hooters has food? We hadn't noticed.

With the NHL threatening to lock out, what are the chances of a thong hockey league? Who knows, people might actually watch hockey again!