John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
Metal Albums with Googly Eyes Will Make Your Day Better
What's more brutal than your favorite metal albums? Your favorite metal albums -- with googly eyes.
10 Most Hilarious Amazon Customer Reviews of the $39,997.99 Samsung 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD TV
People have taken to leaving comments on a listing for a Samsung 85-inch 4K Ultra HD TV on Amazon. We've culled 10 of the most hilarious comments.
We’d Freak Out if This Happened to Us on Our Porch
An elderly couple in Pasadena were about to step out of the house when they noticed they weren't alone on the porch.
Marlboro Marijuana Cigarettes – Are These the Real Thing?
You may or may not have heard about Marlboro's purported announcement that they'll be manufacturing marijuana cigarettes. Get the truth here.
10 Ridiculously Cute Animals That Could Kill You
There are plenty of cute, cuddly creatures in nature that look like they'd be great sources of the warm and fuzzies. Unfortunately, a lot of those adorable animals can also kill you in the most hardcore of ways. Here are 10 Ridiculously Cute Animals That Could Kill You.
Seniors in Classic Movies Will Put a Smile on Your Face
Know what's great? The wisdom that elders can impart on the rest of us, culled from years of gaining knowledge and experience. Know what's even greater? When they dress up and reenact classic movies for a calendar.
Behold the Most Unfortunately-Named Winter Storm
The Starks might always warn that "Winter is coming," but if storms like this one are headed our way, we'd like to do all we can to stop it.
You Won’t Believe What Comes Through This Ice Fishing Hole
A father and son duo go ice fishing out in Canada. It's a nice, quiet time out on the ice. And then -- the unexpected happens.
Best News Bloopers of 2013 – Part 2
There was a whole lot of news that came out of 2013. And, as you might expect, a whole lot of news bloopers were made. Here are some more of the year's best.
The Countdown to 2014 Xbox Sale Continues with PopCap Games, New Titles
Get ready to unwrap a bunch of deals on the Xbox Marketplace as the Countdown to 2014 Sale continues with some of PopCap's best games, as well as some special offers that will last until Dec. 31.