John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
Watch Real People Participate in a Fake Torch Run
It's the middle of the day in Manhattan and a runner, all clad in white and holding a torch comes up to you, urging you to finish her run because she's injured. What do you do.
Three Years After Being in a Coma, This Guy is Able to Fulfill His Dream
Kelcie and Larry were high school sweethearts who, above all, were best friends. Things were going great until one night, when a drunk driver hit Larry and put him in a coma.
The Evil Within to Scare Our Pants Off This Summer
Whether or not you're ready to be scared pantsless by The Evil Within is irrelevant, because it's headed our way this summer
The Empire Strikes at Sochi in This Funny Video
What makes watching the Sochi 2014 Winter Games even better? Seeing footage of AT-ATs from Star Wars intercut with all of the spills.
Why Do These Drive Thru Workers Think They’re Hearing Voices?
A magician decides to get food at a fast food drive-thru, but all of the workers think they're hearing voices -- or are they?
These Home Improvements are Awesome and Will Make You Broke
You might think you've got cool stuff in your house, but these home improvements will have you thinking otherwise -- and wishing that you were filthy rich.
You’ll Never Guess What Happened to Johnny Quinn Again
Just days after he got stuck in a bathroom and had to hulk his way out, US bobsledder Johnny Quinn has suffered another unfortunate turn of events at Sochi 2014.
Watching This Giant Panda Playing in the Snow Will Melt Your Heart
This winter's been pelting us with so much snow that most of us have gotten sick of the powder. But others, like Da Mao the giant panda at the Toronto Zoo, are loving all of the snow days.
What This Squirrel Tried to Do Had Us Cracking Up
Squirrels seem like they'd make awesome pets. They're cute, they're energetic and, sometimes, they do something hilarious, like what this squirrel attempts in this video.
Is This a Scene from a Slasher Flick or from Sochi 2014?
Johnny Quinn, an Olympic bobsledder for the US, was in his hotel bathroom -- and then this happened.