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Panic Ensues As Economy Hurts Nevada Brothel Business
Forget about the housing market, the unemployment rate and the price of gas, the lingering effects of the recent global recession has caused the legalized brothel business in Nevada to go limp. According to a New York Daily News report, the Nevada Brothel Association blames the bad economy for slicing the industry in half since 1985...
Chelsey Novak — Babe of the Day
Chelsey Novak is a 20-year-old model from Miami. A pretty blonde, the youthful Novak is fairly new to promotional modeling, but she has done several swimsuit, lingerie and fitness shoots with photographers.
Novak has also done some very interesting bodypaint modeling, including allowing herself to be striped like a tiger while wearing only a thong. Tha...
Syracuse Comedy Troupe’s ‘Boeheimian Rhapsody’ Spoofs ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’
Under the heading of 'why didn't somebody think of this sooner,' file the 'Boeheimian Rhapsody' video that Syracuse-based comedy troupe Humor Whore released earlier this week. The parody of the Queen song 'Bohemian Rhapsody' neatly works in the surname of Syracuse men's basketball head coach, Jim Boeheim, the Orange's impending move from the Big East to the ACC and the basketball team's decades-lo
Kacey Musgraves — Celeb Crush
Texas-born Kacey Musgravesis a 24-year-old country music artist whose first full-length recording, 'Same Trailer, Different Park,' just dropped in March. The album debuted at No.2 on the Billboard charts. Her first single 'Merry Go Round' hit radio last fall...
LeBron James Named 2013 NBA MVP
The NBA named Miami Heat forward LeBron James its Most Valuable Player for the 2013 season on Sunday. It was the fourth time in five years James, 28, has won the award. A day before the Heat were to begin the Eastern Conference semifinals against the Chicago Bulls, James joined Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Michael Jordan, Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain, as the only players in league history to win the
Meredith Parker — Babe of the Day
Meredith Parker is a 25-year-old model from Bath, Maine (which sounds like the cleanest place in the world). A 2010 Maxim Hometown Hotties finalist, Parker is an avowed Boston Red Sox fan and lifelong New Englander. She's done glamor, lingerie, swimsuit and promotional modeling...
Metallica Performs National Anthem Before S.F. Giants Game
Friday night was 'Metallica Night' at AT&T Park in San Francisco. The Giants gave away Metallica trucker hats and invited members of the Bay Area metal band to throw out the ceremonial first pitch prior to the scheduled game against the Los Angeles Dodgers. Ea...
Christine Bullock — Babe of the Day
Christine Bullock is a 29-year-old fitness model, TV host and Pilates, dance and yoga instructor. A fitness expert, Bullock is featured in the May issue of "Men's Health," where she helps poor schlumps like you figure out how to date a woman like her (hint: you should like Pittsburgh sports teams).
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Miami’s Shane Battier Gets a Truckload of Free Beer After Mentioning His Favorite Brew
It's good to be an NBA player. Million-dollar salaries, basketball groupies and comp drinks are a pretty fantastic way to live. Shame Battier knows this. While talking about superstitions during the Miami Heat's 27-game winning streak, Battier expressed his love for Bud Light in an interview:
“Athletes are all superstitious and even if they don’t admit it, there’s a routine and just a cadence to o
Jon Bon Jovi’s Son, Jesse Bongiovi, May Walk on to Notre Dame’s Football Team
In a development that's sure to launch a million bad 'Livin' On A Prayer' puns from members of the sports media, Jesse Bongiovi, the son of rock star Jon Bon Jovi, intends to walk on to the football team at Notre Dame this fall.
Expected to graduate from Poly Prep Country Day School in Brooklyn, N...