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Miranda Lambert — Celeb Crush
This 2003 'Nashville Star' finalist may not have won the big title, but she has come into her own in a big way. She's a major before, and before her 30th birthday.
No Bottle Opener? You’re Not Screwed
Ever tried to be all romantic while wooing a babe by bringing a bottle of wine somewhere, only to realize you didn't bring an opener? How embarrassing for you. Watch this video, and you won't end up in the ER next time. How are those cuts healing, by the way?
Leslie Feist — Celeb Crush
We can't get enough of this 36-year-old rocker's talent, not to mention how stunning she is.
Kids are the Funniest Humans on Earth: Here’s Proof
'David After the Dentist' recently broke 116 Million views on YouTube. This is pretty solid proof that little kids are a lot funnier than adults, and we've found the ultimate collection of kids being hilarious.
Zosia Mamet of ‘Girls’ — Crush of the Day
If you don't already know Zosia, congratulations on waking up from your year-long coma -- that's some pretty impressive facial hair you've got going on there. You might wanna think about taking a shower.
OK Stupid, Time to Get Better at Online Dating
Online dating has become pretty standard practice these days, but many people still can't seem to master the art of the mating dance. Fortunately for us, this resulting Tumblr tag provides plenty of laughs, and also helps us know what not to say. Not that we need the help, or anything (we …
Anna Waronker — Crush of the Day
We've been nursing this crush since the early 90's, and we're finally ready to talk about it.
Strange Turn of Events, Drunk Man Desires Sex
As we all know, drinking makes you temporarily smarter and much more clever. When sauced up, one is typically prone to acts of prolific research, groundbreaking scientific innovations, and intense spiritual discovery. That's why this South Carolina man's very different reaction to intoxica…
Sex House — A Reality TV Show We Wish Was Real
If there's one thing in this crazy world we can count on, it's that The Onion will always be hilarious.
The Ladies of ‘Desert Sharks’ — Crush of the Day
Remember, you heard it here first: These ladies are about to be huge.