Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Alia Shawkat — Celeb Crush
Here's our number, call us...Maeby?
Santa Teaches Us Being on the Naughty List is Nice
In other (fictional) news today, the real Santa Claus got a lap dance this week at Rick's Cabaret in Manhattan, and we were on the scene to capture the exciting night of Holiday cheer.
Bury Us at Funeraria López: Sexiest Funeral Home Ever
We have some questions for this Mexican funeral home. Go on, watch. We'll wait.
Why Doesn’t Eggnog Make Us Sick?
This popular holiday drink is traditionally made by combining raw eggs, rum and dairy and leaving it all in the fridge for up to six weeks. We basically drink our weight in the stuff every December -- how on earth have we managed to avoid being sick all this time?
Alexis Fraser — Celeb Crush
This Chicago native stole our hearts with her drum painting video. Also, she's a babe.
Burgers With a Side of Safe Sex — Best Combo Meal Ever?
There are only so many ways to make a hamburger new and unique, and there are even less ways that taste good (for example, pizza burgers are disgusting). If you're a burger joint who wants to stand out, sometimes your ad campaign is your best bet, but this Australian company is feeling the…
Rihanna — Celeb Crush
Why today? Because today, she became a badass on Twitter, and badasses make us crush hard.
Have Yourself a Sexy Little Christmas — The [Fairer Se]X Files
We're past that old stigma about vibrators, aren't we fellas? I'm asking you, mostly. Us dames have pretty much always been fans.
Vicky Pattinson — Celeb Crush
Now, let's put this out there right away: this UK lass is kind of out of her mind. However, she's also really entertaining.
Useless and Biased Study Proves Nothing About Sex on the First Date [OPINION]
A new "science" study claims that sex on the first date may harm relationships, but when we asked it to elaborate, it backed away slowly while we stared at it. It was weird.