Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
#MyMessageToTelemarketers Tweets Are a Hate-Filled Laughfest
Telemarketing -- the only job that can make being a meter maid look good.
#NationalGirlfriendDay Tweets Will Remind You How Sad and Lonely You Really Are
August 1 is National Girlfriend Day. Did you forget to get a gift?
Drunk Dude Is Convinced a Fence Is Really an ATM
This guy needs to be cut off.
#SignsYoureOutOfShape Tweets Will Have You Running (Or Slowly Walking) for the Gym
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Twitter Has Some Real Thoughts About O.J. Simpson Being Paroled
It wasn't as big a deal as his 1995 trial, but O.J. Simpson was front and center again Thursday after he was granted parole.
What Drink Do Americans Like Most? (Hint: Beer. It’s Beer.)
Let's make a toast to our favorite beverage.
Human Beer Can Race Is the Very Definition of Awesome
It's hot, so how about a beer on ice to cool off? It's not what you think -- it's better.
Wipe Your Brow and Try to Guess America’s Sweatiest City for 2017
Crank up the AC, blast the fans, run through the sprinkler -- it's time to find out what city sweats unlike any other.
Couple Comes Up With Clever Way to Sneak Snacks Into Movie Theater
Tired of paying through the nose for popcorn, soda and Milk Duds? Here's a possible solution.
Man Breaks Leg During Vicious Fight With…Himself?
Rocky Balboa, he's not.