Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
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When you gotta go, you gotta go fast.
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This guy didn't take the train as much as the train took him.
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Don't say yes to the dress until the school does.
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Okay, what in the name of 30-minute delivery is going on here?
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Someone get this guy a financial adviser, stat.
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High cholesterol is the least of this guy's problems.
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