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Twins Try To Imitate Dad’s Sneeze
Babies imitate their parents all the time, as anybody who has accidentally let a curse word slip in front of a baby can tell you. But sometimes this is less embarrassing and more cute.
Witness, for example, these twins "learning" how to sneeze courtesy of their dad...
Christopher Lloyd As a Vampire Is Still Surprisingly Cuddly
So that's what happened to Doc Brown! Science has gone mad! Mad!
Man Discovers Skin Cancer on Scalp While Shaving Head To Support Wife’s Cancer
Talk about your lucky breaks.
Bud Stringer walked into a barber shop recently with a noble goal. His wife of twenty years, Dolly, was losing her hair due to the chemotherapy she had to take for breast cancer, and Bud wanted to show support by shaving his head as well.
Good thing too, as it revealed a cancerous melanoma on his scalp.
Meet The Self-Walking Dog
As any dog owner knows, most dogs love walks, but walks are time consuming. So this very polite dog learned how to walk himself, complete with carrying his own leash. In fact, he's a better and more well behaved pedestrian than some humans we know...
Buzzfeed Gives YouTube Commenters What They Deserve
The comments section on YouTube finally gets what it deserves, courtesy of Buzzfeed.
Wedding Season Is Ending And Here Are The Lowlights
If weddings were a sport, we'd be wrapping up the main season. And like all sports, there's a blooper reel!
Texting Woman Walks Off Cliff
Texting while driving? Dangerous. Texting while walking? Generally just a bit impolite if you're in a crowded area.
At least, that's normally the case. If you live near a cliff, it might not be a great idea.
College Professor Sets Off Ping-Pong Ball Explosion
Dr. Roy Lowry wanted to demonstrate a few basic principles of science, notably the behavior of liquid nitrogen under pressure. But how to get that across in a way that even the least scientifically curious student would think of as awesome.
Easy: Just add ping-pong balls!
13-Year-Old Steals Brother’s Car, Drives 800 Miles To Meet Internet Boyfriend
Elizabeth Annette Robinson seems like a nice girl. She's thirteen, and we all remember what it's like to be in middle school. So when she met somebody over Xbox Live, it was love at first game.
Then Elizabeth decided to play Grant Theft Auto for real, stealing her brother's car to meet her boyfriend.