The Midnight Writer is a freelance writer and contributor to popular websites and magazines. He's written three humor books and often writes while under the influence. Under the influence of what, he will not say.
The Midnight Writer
Victoria’s Secret Angels Lip-Syncing a Justin Bieber Song Proves We’ll Watch Just About Anything
The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show airs on CBS on December 4th.
5 Places to Meet Women During Your Lunch Break
Talking to women is easy (for most of us) but actually figuring out where they all hang out can sometimes prove to be the difficult part. We’re not talking about nighttime or weekends, that's easy; where are the women during working hours? After all...
Japan Develops Car Covered in Airbags
Remember that time you got super drunk, duct taped couch cushions to your body and smashed into things around the house like a human pinball? You don't? Well you were super drunk so that doesn't shock us.
5 Songs to Help Drown Out Your Family This Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is a time to spend with loved ones and give thanks that you've only got to spend three or fours hours in their company.
Don't misunderstand us, we love our kin and the time we get to spend but it just seems like the holidays bump internal insanity meter inside our parents and siblings up a couple hundred notches. Luckily,
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Beer Hunter Jacket Keeps You Warm
Made specifically for the hunter, tailgater, "on the train to work" chugger or just any old drunk uncle, the Enjoi Beer Hunter jacket helps lug around all those bottles and cans of beer.
Watch Two Women Play Tug Of War…On Motorcycles
We're not sure which part of this video gets us more excited -- the idea of screwing around in the wide open country on motorcycles or two adorable women playing tug of war on said motorcycles. It might be a little of both.
Slang Terms From the 20s That We Should Use Again
The Oxford American Dictionaries announced its "Word of the Year" yesterday, and it's about as dumb as you'd imagine.
Because We Haven’t Talked About Her in Months, Here’s a Post About Kate Upton
A few months ago, Kate Upton was all the world could talk about. This website included.
Is This the Greatest Mugshot Ever?
No, it's not Louis CK, but it might be the greatest mugshot we've ever seen.
iPhone 5 Release Brings Out All the Intellects
In case you've been living on a line to buy an iPhone 5, the new…wait, that wouldn't make sense. The iPhone 5 is out. It's sure to make the lives of everyone who purchase it at least 16.3% easier. The larger screen is gonna assist someone in finding the cure for cancer. Bank on it.